Got my hurr did. #EllenDegeneres #JodieFoster #Roxanne #RosieODonnell #QueenLatifah #PortiaDeRossi

Only Kanye albums can make me this happy.

He has more dogs than I have friends.

Made my girl breakfast in bed for her birthday. Because I’m glad she was born, and stuff. #NoMakeUp #JustWokeUp

The lengths we go to in order to see Ryan Gosling movies… #SydneyFilmFestival

I want to see more young people like myself getting involved in local politics. Just filled out this survey hoping to better my community through it. Together we can make a difference. #FreeKony

THESE NEW SHOES ARE A PUSSY MAGNET #Cats #Vaginas #DoubleEntendres #DamnThemNewLoafersHurtMyPocket #WoodFloorsInTheNewApartment #KanyeWestLyrics #WhitePeople #Shoes #Hipster #AlmostTooHipsterToFunction

Harry Styles looking up the skirts of all the women at Coles. Some guys get all the luck… #OneDirection #AndTheDirectionIsUpYourDress

Y’ALL REALISE HOW DOPE AIR MOLECULES ARE?! I FUCKS WITH COLOURS WITH LONG WAVELENGTHS, DO YOU?! #NoFilter #OkayMaybeALittleFilter

By far the most satanic car park I’ve ever been in. This is a very dark car park. Please be careful.

Wearing a blazer. Almost feel like a real adult. A man. Almost. Maybe.

Study attire and street attire at the same damn time.

Study buddies. #BoysInSweaters #CatsInSweaters #SweatersInSweaters

“Made With Love… And covered in spikes because WE FUCKING HATE BIRDS”

Hipster Hulk has a sweet undercut and sports coat. HULK. #GoingGreen #Vegan #NoViolence #GreenPeace #HighFashion #Chiseled #GreenThumb #BicyclesWithBasketsOnThem #FrankieMagazine #NoMakeup #AllNatural #Burgundy #ForestGreen